It's MY house. Maybe you can find a judge who thinks differently and get it overturned. Lol emaxxman. I find you highly amusing. It's like right out of " Close to home " comic. Just make sure the word gets out what it's about.
I won't see this working very well for 2 reasons.
Adult Toy Store
Challah - Judging from the response, it won't do well because there are almost no adults in town. I don't see it as a big deal but I don't think it would do well. It's bad enough kids have to see a flag painted on a car. In aisle 10 on the left. But my house is not a community. Main street?