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Sign in with Facebook Sign in options. My girlfriend said I was too controlling, and it wasn't her turn to speak. I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. Then the plane landed. Like dinner or something like that.